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[striker]

*laughs lung out*

[n.x.w.m]

Paris-Sarkozy International Airport was completely closed between the hours of 0530 and 1800 because of Plane Stupid members completely swarming runways 12R/24L and 12L/24R. They arrived on the Eurostar train from London St. Pancras at 10:09AM. The members caused so much ruckus that an Air France Airbus A380 and a Delta Boeing 767 almost crashed into each other due to limited area on the ramp. Several planes had to be aborted, including the inaugural service from Oslo on Finnair flight 270, operated by an Airbus A330. The service was then diverted under low fuel to Naples, and the passengers were then escorted on a TGV Atlantique to Paris-Sarkozy International Station. Currently, Plane Stupid members are storming the Skyteam Terminal. Says the Paris-Sarkozy Branch manager for Air France, John Wilkez "This is extremely unacceptable. Over 100 flights have also been cancelled."

[Royen]

Oh, nasty!

[M.F. Ensembleson]

At 8:00 AM, Justin Bieber's private jet landed at NNY. Thousands of teenagers knocked out security guards and went running through the terminal, and swarmed like a giant amoeba onto the tarmac and started crawling like ants onto his plane. Severe damage was down to several fuel trucks at NNY, and a teenage girl destroyed a Delta 747's engine after throwing a knife at it to get his attention.

A flight attendant at Gate 15 at the International Terminal was rushed to the hospital after a little girl punched her 50 times in the head for her to open the stairs to the tarmac.

An Emirates A380 had to abort landing after tons of admirers swarmed onto the runway.


The police and SWAT team were called in to get the crowd away. Meanwhile, Delux Bakpakz (a store in the IT) had record sales after tons of fans swarmed into the store yelling for Justin Bieber backpacks.

After the whole SWAT team was knocked out by little 7-year old Girl Scouts whacking them in the head with Girl Scout cookies. The military was called in, and the General was instantly knocked out by a 13-year-old throwing 25 Justin Bieber backpacks with weights in them at him.

A 6-year old admirer hijacked a car and drove it onto the tarmac. The Toyota Camry went onto a ramp, flew into the air and landed right next to the plane. When the news asked this little girl how she did it she said "Mario Kart".

Eventually, the madness ended at 10:30 PM next month.

I'm adding this:

Shortly after the mass amount of crowds had left the airport, MidwestFrontier Airlines newest Boeing 737, also the newest aircraft in the flight, attempted to abort landing after noticing the runway covered with pictures, papers, JB backpacks, and a Delta Airlines jet engine. Unfortunately, the aircraft could not abort, and most of the clutter was sucked into the left engine, causing it to fail, then combust. The real issue came when the 747 engine, somehow not noticed by airport crew, was sucked into the engine, but being bigger, ended up taking off the left engine and tearing parts of the wing. Everybody on board including 15 people in the control tower were killed when the 737 banked and crashed into the control tower, turning it to dust.
MidwestFrontier Airlines, the FAA, the TSA, President Obama, Snoop Dogg, George Bush, Sarah Palin, Scott Walker, Joe Shmoe, John Smith, Ben Dover, Rufus Banura, the airport, and many other airlines and crew have sued Bieber and his staff. He was arrested for disturbing the peace and will be transported to federal prison by airplane. Strapped to the tail of MidwestFrontiers newest replacement (paid for by him, of course), that is.

[QK Flight Industries]

THAT is a good one! Although I doubt that Obama could care less and the TSA would lock him up as a terrorist under the Patriot Act.

[Air Scotland]

Inverness has completely refurbished its main premisis after the incident that involved a NASA B747 and a TransJet aircraft that killed 15,000 people.

As such the airport has reduced in size with only 2 airlines using it as a hub:

Air Scotland

• Paris Charles-De-Gaulle
• London Heathrow
• Manchester
• Glasgow International
• Luqa (Valleta)
• Frankfurt
• Lisbon
• Madrid Barajas
• Cyprus
• Rhodes

EasyJet

• London Luton
• London Stansted
• London Gatwick
• Newcastle
• Belfast
• Dublin
• Cardiff
• Edinburgh
• Berlin
• Moscow Domodedovo

Air Scotland is also in talks with them over planned routes to:

• JFK Airport
• Brasilia
• Mexico City
• Belize
• Guatemala City
• Buenos Aires
• Abu Dhabi

Welcome back to Inverness International Airport!

[n.x.w.m]

Paris-Sarkozy International Airport was completely closed between the hours of 0530 and 1800 because of Plane Stupid members completely swarming runways 12R/24L and 12L/24R. They arrived on the Eurostar train from London St. Pancras at 10:09AM. The members caused so much ruckus that an Air France Airbus A380 and a Delta Boeing 767 almost crashed into each other due to limited area on the ramp. Several planes had to be aborted, including the inaugural service from Oslo on Finnair flight 270, operated by an Airbus A330. The service was then diverted under low fuel to Naples, and the passengers were then escorted on a TGV Atlantique to Paris-Sarkozy International Station. Currently, Plane Stupid members are storming the Skyteam Terminal. Says the Paris-Sarkozy Branch manager for Air France, John Wilkez "This is extremely unacceptable. Over 100 flights have also been cancelled."

Adding on to that, on the way back to England, the Eurostar train got stuck in the English Channel, and Plane Stupid came in the tunnel and caused a blackout, which led to 3 trains total getting stuck, including the 5PM express to Disneyland Paris.

[n.x.w.m]

As Paris-Sarkozy Airport starts a recall phase, airlines have pulled out of Paris Sarkozy. As a result, Air France continues to have a hub here, and a total of airlines serve the airport now:

-Aeroflot
-Air France (Hub)
-Alitalia
-American Airlines
-All Nippon Airlines
-Air China
-British Airways
-China Southern
-Delta Airlines
-EasyJet
-Emirates
-Finnair
-Iberia
-Inter-Asian Airlines
-KLM
-Qantas
-Snow Birds Airlines
-Singapore Airlines
-South African Airways
-United Airlines

The Paris-Sarkozy Board is in talks with with Royen Airlines and Air Scotland for services to Dubai, Abu Dhabi and Inverness.

[Royen]

Royen Airlines has ended talks with Paris-Sarkozy Airport and is pleased to announce we will offer a 14x weekly service from Dubai International Airport and a 14x weekly service with Abu Dhabi with our 777-300ER and with more routes planned, Royen Airlines will have one of the largest market shares at Paris-Sarkozy Airport. CEO of Royen Airlines also spoke about flying their newly brought 787 Dreamliner to the new airport at a press conference this afternoon, fitting the modern airport. He also had clear intentions of building a 10 gate state of the art terminal for Royen Airlines at the airport so then increasing their market share to 55%. This will make the Paris-Sarkozy Airport the biggest airport served by Royen Airlines in France. These talks will be continued and an announce of this project is due later this week.

Royen Airlines will continue to support Paris-Sarkozy Airport with a $10 million donation also put forward today by the CEO for the airport to improve facilities, add a new car park and extend or build a new runway. He also stated more donations will be announced once Royen Airlines starts operations at the airport.

GULF NEWS

[n.x.w.m]

YAY!

FRANCE 24 NEWS-

PARIS, FRANCE - At a ceremony at Paris-Sarkozy International Airport this afternoon, the first Boeing 777-300ER for Royen Airlines landed from Dubai, followed shortly after by the flight from Abu Dhabi. Royen Airlines will be servicing Paris-Sarkozy 4x Daily now, from Dubai and Abu Dhabi, the most of any asian carrier servicing PSA. The Paris-Sarkozy Board is happy to announce that Royen Airlines put in a $10 million donation, which will be used for improving the terminal, and extending the runway, to allow almost any aircraft in the world to land at PSA, to 13,000ft, and some money will be used to improve and advertise Royen Airlines' service to the UAE!
Also today, the first Snow Bird Airlines' aircraft landed today, a Boeing 747-8I from Seoul-Gimpo International, carrying passengers + Snow Bird Airlines board members. Service will be at first daily to Seoul-Gimpo and Jeju International, and will soon expand to Busan.

[Air Scotland]

Today a ceremony was held to celebrate the First trans-atlantic flight from the airport since the NASA crash this was Air Scotlands first LH flight flying to Brasilia where passengers were transferred to an Aerolineas Americas Airbus A320 for a flight to Recife. on the way back to INV the Boeing 777 stopped at Paris Sarkozy to pick up the first load of passengers on the new INZ-PSA route.

[n.x.w.m]

World Airport Alliance was created today as a potential linker for friendships between airports around the world. To join, please give a short description of your airport, and services, including ground transportation. A website will be launched soon, for all members!

[Ioh]

Welcome to Yorkshire Selby Airport. Just north of the town of Selby off the A19. Providing service to other areas of Yorkshire taking off pressure from Leeds Bradford Airport.

We have one runway, 7650ft long which is 03/21, long enough to handle an A330-200. There is 1 Terminal and a General Aviation Area.

The Terminal

The terminal has a Departures Level on the Ground floor and an Arrivals Level on the First Floor.

The Destinations/Airlines

Flight List:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0As-ELOpOcHBQdDV1azU2eTlnSDc5OUpzT3Jjd09MeFE

Flight Timetable:

https://www.google.com/fusiontables/DataSource?docid=1Ssk1YnjbMIvwFgJBOA4SpscKIzmO9v1lFhrzl6k

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[Ioh]

Is that meant to be a runway? And why did you try and copy me?