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[striker]

Continental Airlines has started services to Newark and Houston.
tomorrow American will open routes to Chicago, Dallas, and JFK.

[Air Scotland]

Scotland International has signed a contract with the R.A.F/R.N/Coastguard officially placing all responsibility of SAR helicopters maintanence in the Scottish area into out hands. The R.A.F/R.N/Coastguard will continue to operate the aircraft as their own but all maintanence will be done at the airport or by workers travelling to Lossiemouth/HMS Gannet.

[Kirkland]

We are happy to announce that we have expanded our airport north a bit for a small new airbase, the Tuckahoe Air Force Base.



(Mmmm.... if I did post what I wanted to then Brit would go "OMG FLYCAT STOP IT WITH THE DRAMA!". )

[NilsOlavThePenguin]

2 New airlines joined SEI (Stockholm Elmo) this week

We welcom Delta and United airlines.

Delta will be offering 6 flights weekly to Atlanta.
United Will offer 6 to Chicago and 3 to New York (Codeshare with SAS)

[Air Scotland]

OMG FLYCAT STOP IT WITH THE DRAMA!

[Royen]

OMG FLYCAT STOP IT WITH THE DRAMA!

[n.x.w.m]

OMG FLYCAT STOP IT WITH THE DRAMA!

[n.x.w.m]

Air France would like to announce the new hourly services to London, complimenting the Paris International Airways hourly services to London-City. Also, hourly services have been put into action to Amsterdam (AF and KLM codeshares). In addition to that, SAS would like to announce new 5x Daily services to Stockholm-Elmo, using Airbus A319 aircraft.

[NilsOlavThePenguin]

I still laugh every time ihear that name. Stockholm Elmo LOL

[striker]

We are happy to announce that The US coast guard has opened a hanger at SCA and 3 C-130s are now based here!

[Kirkland]

>
There needs to be a "Bad Airport Simulation!" thread!!!

[Royen]

>
There needs to be a "Bad Airport Simulation!" thread!!!

Why don't you make one!

[Air Scotland]

The only airworthy AN-225 has made its base at Scottish internetional

[striker]

The only airworthy AN-225 has made its base at Scottish internetional

Cant this be anywhere near realistic?

[n.x.w.m]

Cant this be anywhere near realistic?

Oh, what ever.

[Air Scotland]

one thing i didnt mention is that Scotland International has now got the longest runway ever seen at any airport

[Royen]

Oh, what ever.

[Kirkland]

At 8:00 AM, Justin Bieber's private jet landed at NNY. Thousands of teenagers knocked out security guards and went running through the terminal, and swarmed like a giant amoeba onto the tarmac and started crawling like ants onto his plane. Severe damage was down to several fuel trucks at NNY, and a teenage girl destroyed a Delta 747's engine after throwing a knife at it to get his attention.

A flight attendant at Gate 15 at the International Terminal was rushed to the hospital after a little girl punched her 50 times in the head for her to open the stairs to the tarmac.

An Emirates A380 had to abort landing after tons of admirers swarmed onto the runway.


The police and SWAT team were called in to get the crowd away. Meanwhile, Delux Bakpakz (a store in the IT) had record sales after tons of fans swarmed into the store yelling for Justin Bieber backpacks.

After the whole SWAT team was knocked out by little 7-year old Girl Scouts whacking them in the head with Girl Scout cookies. The military was called in, and the General was instantly knocked out by a 13-year-old throwing 25 Justin Bieber backpacks with weights in them at him.

A 6-year old admirer hijacked a car and drove it onto the tarmac. The Toyota Camry went onto a ramp, flew into the air and landed right next to the plane. When the news asked this little girl how she did it she said "Mario Kart".

Eventually, the madness ended at 10:30 PM next month.

[NilsOlavThePenguin]

Why didnt Justin Bieber die?

[Royen]