(Game) Advertise a ridiculous product that is used for the most tedious of tasks.

I'll start...

Have you ever had trouble with your plastic straws?

Dont you just hate when you open up one of those cheap bendy straws and it bends where you dont want it to?

Well now you won't have to with the all new FLEXY STRAW.

Made from special rubber materials, the all new FLEXY STRAW allows to sip your favorite drinks without having to worry about (dramatically) "Rips"

The FLEXY STRAW's special design allows you to bend it, stretch it, flex it, aaaaand... sip it.

With the FLEXY STRAW you won't ever have to worry about your straws biting you back.

Because of the rubber materials, the FLEXY STRAW never breaks and can be used just about anywhere on just about any cup.

In the park... in a restaurant... on the go... at the pool... and even in your very own home.

Enjoy the world's most malleable straw right now for 19.99 if you order now.

And if you order from this number we'll even throw in two extra FLEXY STRAWs for free.

That's right, you get two extra straws completely on us.

Thats 1-800-FLX-STRW

Again, that's 1-800-FLX-STRW

Order now and we'll even give you a better offer by adding in one of our world famous FLEXY CUPs.

That's a FLEXY STRAW plus 2 free extra and a FLEXY CUP all for just 19.99.

That's 1-800-FLX-STRW

Again that's 1-800-FLX-STRW

I'd buy it

Introducing, the bomb.
Made entirely from China and North Korea, the bomb is designed to blow up the moment you touch it.
"It's a great choice, user Kim Jong in said, we can blow up South Korea with this.
Limited time only! Only 777,777,777,777,777,777,777 dollars!

Buy my 3 year old blue marker.

 

I used it for some projects that got me an A.

 

I'm selling it for €10. If you offer any other currency, please preform an exchange before sending payments.

 

All text on it is in English.

Have you ever wanted edible poop? Well then buy our new product called TASTY POO!! You can shape it into different shapes. Use it as a toy or fidget. You can eat it!!! Buy now for a small price of $83728264547293635. You can order on websites such as Amazon, Netflix, and Airline Empires. Are you can call us at --. Warning: this is REAL poop. We are saying it is edible because we want a lifetime and jail and because we want to make money for false advertisement. Please do not spread the word about this poop being fake or we WILL find you!

Have you ever wanted edible poop? Well then buy our new product called TASTY POO!! You can shape it into different shapes. Use it as a toy or fidget. You can eat it!!! Buy now for a small price of $83728264547293635. You can order on websites such as Amazon, Netflix, and Airline Empires. Are you can call us at --. Warning: this is REAL poop. We are saying it is edible because we want a lifetime and jail and because we want to make money for false advertisement. Please do not spread the word about this poop being fake or we WILL find you!

Netflix... too funny

The best elevator in the world! The INSTAVATE 93LR!

 

Features:

• 0.2m/s speed maximum
• Air-conditioner that squirts pee on you when riding
• Maximum travel distance: 0.5m (not counting top floor)
• Beep sound on every floor! 140db!
• Buttons made of fake Lego
• Crashes through the roof sometimes when going up
• Confusing indicator
• Maximum 300kg capacity!

Only US$123456789012345678.90! You can order on this website: http://orteil.dashne.../cookieclicker/, this website: https://www.youtube.com/, or this website: http://www.airline-e.../page/home.html! Order TODAY!

Have you ever wanted edible poop? Well then buy our new product called TASTY POO!! You can shape it into different shapes. Use it as a toy or fidget. You can eat it!!! Buy now for a small price of $83728264547293635. You can order on websites such as Amazon, Netflix, and Airline Empires. Are you can call us at --. Warning: this is REAL poop. We are saying it is edible because we want a lifetime and jail and because we want to make money for false advertisement. Please do not spread the word about this poop being fake or we WILL find you!

LOL

Introducing the largest pencil sharpener in the world!

 

2 cubic meters in size, this great sharpener can help you clutter up your office in a jiffy. Can't find a place to put it? We will throw in a hanger to suspend it from the ceiling! Helps to clutter you office room and walking space!

 

This product also allows you to sharpen any pencil you like, as long as it's the common size. With the pencil going in at the top, it sharpens pencils at twice the speed of regular sharpeners, provided that you could hold the pencil AND reach the handle located at the bottom of the sharpener. That's why we throw in a suspender!

 

This product is available for only 1 cent, plus monthly instalments of $100. Buy now while the offer's good!

Intoducing the new AK-47. It can kill! It can get you arrested! You can get the death penalty. Buy one for 2392939293294894 dollars

Come get the newest "Glo-in-da-duck" toys! Made of 100% white phosphorous, it's "Glo" is so powerful that it even glows in the day (have a fire extinguisher handy)! Throw this dime-sized cube down a duck and you have a ligt show! You might have roast duck too if it gets out of hand! *Get it for $100 a cube!

 

*Duck not included.