every once in a while, I mention how I live just down the street from a river. ....... I love it. it has lots
of fish in it. and well, I just love it.
anyhow, sometime when I get to daydreaming about it. I get to wondering....
for the last couple of hours, I've been wondering what would happen if I was to dump 50 gallons of
super stinky fish bait soaked beef tips in it.
then it kind of morfed into how much of that stuff I would really need to use in order to turn
my said 200 feet of river there into in to a fish frenzy, the kind of fish frenzy's that you would
see in the carp ponds at amusement parks. the only difference being, my river fish frenzy
will be packed with the people eating 6 foot catfish swimming in from miles and miles around
for their stinky free dinner.
then, ............ haaahahahaaahahaha, then, post a bunch of signs saying. " swimming allowed ".