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[Big V]

To impress a girl I would like an aircraft to have a OneDirection theme .
I would like the aircraft to be one of the following : B737-800, 757-200, 767-300, or 777-200. I would like it to have the 5 members of OneDirection on the aircraft. Thanks!

[lshlarson]

Aren't nerdy girls just the best?

[Speed Bird]

Mate, word of advice... Planes don't impress girls... But image a 77W (long wide fuselage you see), strip away the wings, tail and horizontal stabilizers... Now imagine a human version of that. Show a girl that, and let me tell you, she'll be impressed

[Ioh]

Nicely put SB.

Planes won't impress girls, unless there lesbians. Either way, you have no chance.

[KJS607]

Mate, word of advice... Planes don't impress girls... But image a 77W (long wide fuselage you see), strip away the wings, tail and horizontal stabilizers... Now imagine a human version of that. Show a girl that, and let me tell you, she'll be impressed

Liking this Idea
(probably is the only plan that will work )

[watson374]

I hesitate at the reverse stereotyping, as I do know of a girl who's a bus enthusiast.

[KJS607]

I hesitate at the reverse stereotyping, as I do know of a girl who's a bus enthusiast.

We are not saying that she might not be interested in planes, I know a girl who is mad on planes and is an Air Traffic Controller, what we (Speed Bird) are/is saying is that a human-size Boeing 777-300 with no wings, tail or horizontal stabilizers etc. would be a better present than a picture on a screen

[KJS607]

You are all silly.

This thread disappoints me.

We are, We are . WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 1D! HOW STUPID ARE WE ???

[KJS607]

That's not even the subject matter i take issue with, the posts in this thread simply do not sit well with me. I do not like this thread.

Of all threads i have seen insofar, this is my least favourite. except maybe 'talk and mingle topic'

ooooooo We are too dirty minded

[Ioh]

Make sure the 777 is fully fueled before you give it to her though

[crackerjack19]

and you might need a nice large tug to get it out and up!

[KJS607]

Make sure the 777 is fully fueled before you give it to her though

funny people

[Ioh]

And if there's strong headwind set the throttle to full.

[lshlarson]

Guys, as much as you may not want to admit it, or whatever... girls like that do exist.
I had a two hour dinner conversation with a very hot girl and about half of it was about trains and very technical. If there's someone like that for trains I wouldn't doubt there is someone like that for planes.

[KJS607]

I wouldn't doubt there is someone like that for planes.

*cough*

I know a girl who is mad on planes and a Female Air Traffic Controller

One point made (not being a T***, just pointing something out )

Someone should paint this... on maybe a Saab?

I could do it on a Jetstream (in the same category(don't have a Saab template)) but he did ask for a B737-800, 757-200, 767-300, or 777-200 (-300 would be more effective ). although since I hate 1D, the plane may not look particularly pleasant or appropriate

[Ioh]

Im not saying they dont exist, im saying its unlikely, especially considering she likes one direction. Technical girls aren't usually into stuff like planes and trains.

[KJS607]

Im not saying they dont exist, im saying its unlikely, especially considering she likes one direction. Technical girls aren't usually into stuff like planes and trains.

They tend to stick to medicines/medical and Science (I know from experience )

[Ioh]

true

[Speed Bird]

They tend to stick to medicines/medical and Science (I know from experience )

Tip for you...

Never get off with a girl who's applied to do 'Plant Science' at uni... do so and you'll see why

[KJS607]

Tip for you...

Never get off with a girl who's applied to do 'Plant Science' at uni... do so and you'll see why

I'm trying to think of this in a Quagmire sense...