(GAME) Make A Stupid / Silly Commercial For An Airline

#1
Infestation

Posted 17 November 2017 - 12:29 AM

Sardines Are Decent In A Way Only Monkeys Understand..

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I'll start.

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Try not to make in too inappropriate. No swearing or sex allowed. Have fun!

I am edible. If you eat me though, you are a cannibal

#2
Zacca

Posted 17 November 2017 - 12:39 AM

AE nostalgic member

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do you want to **** off? then **** yourself

#3
Marb1

Posted 17 November 2017 - 02:34 AM

Transport and aviation fan

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Finished a game as an airline in the top 10 by valuation

I'll start.

Do you want to go somewhere for summer? Fly on Parasite Airways. We are currently offering flights from Izmir for -92828372828299% Off! We have great IFS and IFE. Our IFS includes Flukes and spiders. Our IFE is watching worms dig holes. Our planes may be dirty, but who gives a crap? We only crash about 5 or 6 times a month. We are saving parasites and pest with our planes. Our aircraft are home to about 20 different species of parasites. So book a flight! Call 000-000-@9277 Today!

Try not to make in too inappropriate. No swearing or sex allowed. Have fun!

You say no swearing, but swore yourself!