The day has arrived where our resident plod and general lazy s***, Ham, otherwise known as SC Will, Small Cock Will, William, Fosters Will, britfag number 2, official plod, "Hurr hurrr, hu hurrr ha hurrr hurrr... hur hur.", thatcomputerguy aka Will and lazyshit, turns 12.
hb will from sapol
Timetable: The following events occur between the hours of 00:01 and 23:59 on the day of William's Birth. Events occur in real time (for him).
00:01-12:00 sleep in miserable British Land
1201-1205 heil her majesty the queen
1206-1210 pray to UKIP
1210-1700 drink fosters
1701-1830 arrest dark skinned people
1831-2300 drink fosters
2301-2330 lurk on AE Chat
2330-2359 pray to the queen