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Last week, I decided to book a trip to Dubai for a nice relaxing break after my pre-exams. I decided to book an economy fare with Emirates, as my parents were a bit tight on cash after buying the private island off the coast of Spain, and getting the jacuzzi in the 4th bathroom in our house. So, that day, my butler, William, chauffeured me up to Dublin Airport in my Mercedes.

 

When I arrived there, my suitcases were carried to the check-in desk by the airport porter, and I was driven to the check-in desk to check in. Guess what happened next? I was upgraded to first class! It turns out that there was one free space left in their first class cabin! I was delighted.

 

After taking the fast-track through security, and being gifted with boxes of chocolate and bottles of whiskey by Dublin Airport's staff, I walked towards the lounge. Many girls wanted to take selfies with me, so I took a few. Here's one of them.

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After this selfie taking and autograph signing had ended, I went to the lounge, and Gordon Ramsay and his cooking team at the airport came to shake my hand, offered me a glass of Moet et Chandon laced with gold, then set about making me a lovely dish of lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffled paté, brandy, with a fried egg on top and spam. I greatly enjoyed this dish.

 

After a while, I decided to leave. I was given a lift by a passing assistance driver to the gate, where I waited, before being told that my chauffeur was waiting outside to drive me into the plane. When I was in the first class cabin, I realised who was seated in the cabin! There was Jennifer Lawrence, Meryl Streep, Ellen DeGeneres, Bradley Cooper, Peter Nyongio Jr, Channing Tatum, Julia Roberts, Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Lupita Nyongo! I was amazed to meet these people, and even got a selfie with them!

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After the flight, they all asked for my autograph, so I gave them it. I left the plane feeling great. Can't wait til my next trip! 

 

(Note: all of this is true I swear)


i turned around,

there was nothing there


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But did you find the lamb sauce


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But did you find the lamb sauce

I was offered some free lamb sauce, but I didn't want to put any more in my suitcase, which was already full of 500 euro notes.


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The part that I'm calling into question is that it's too early for pre-exams. The rest seems fairly legit



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Good Report. 


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Seems legit.

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Sexy nude pics or it didn't happen.



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Sexy nude pics or it didn't happen.



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Sexy nude pics or it didn't happen.

 

 

Sexy nude pics or it didn't happen.

 

Unfortunately, I cannot provide anything which is vaguely sex-orientated because I'll likely get 2 more warning points from a certain Nordic mod


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there was nothing there


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Unfortunately, I cannot provide anything which is vaguely sex-orientated because I'll likely get 2 more warning points from a certain Nordic mod

Sexually Suggestive Pictures or it didn't happen.



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Sexually Suggestive Pictures or it didn't happen.

as above


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there was nothing there





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