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[Kirkland]

Fiesta Midwest has placed orders for 74 aircraft that will more than triple it's fleet to 110 aircraft. At the press conference at SkyGroup headquarters in New York, CEO Ray Jackson announced that the carrier had posted huge profits from tearing down Muppet Studio and drilling for oil beneath it. Jackson is pictured below

Hermit the Frog tried to break into the conference room and protest, but armed security guards were able to get him, Miss Piggy, and Fozzie Bear out of the room to continue the release.



The airline now flies to 40 destinations (And growing!) from Kansas City, Missouri with it's fleet of 732s,L-1011s, and 767-200s. The airline now intends to expand out of Saint Louis, Missouri.

However, the Muppetgate scandal is beginning to cause minor protests and when Gonzo attempted to steal financial papers from CEO Jackson's desk the CEO replied "GET THE **** OUT OF MY OFFICE!" and armed security guards overtook the bird and threw him out of the 50-story building in Kansas City.

The Muppets intend to raise funds to retrieve their Studio by raising $10,000,000 at a telethon later this weekend.

[Kirkland]

No helping the Muppets

[ArthurB]

Jocose