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I'm writing a comical airline commercial skit for some friends. i need some help! here is what i got so far:

Hello. This is your captain speaking. I would like to intrduce our copilots for our flight, Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo.
I have much expriance. i've flown for many airlines: Eastern, Western, North West, South West, North Southern and most recently American West emm... that one didn't end up nice, but anyways I am highly qualified to fly this 747.
I have many hours of taining on Microsoft Flight sim. It was on a 737, but 747, 747 theres no difference, they both got 7s in them
So come fly with blah blah airlines, and rest assure the most dangerous part of the flight is crashing.

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lol its pretty funnny to start

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Haha...that's pretty good.

Maybe you could include some of the jokes posted in the other thread, but I'm not sure about the copyright issues. Personally, I like the one with "Here at _____ Airline, we have some of the best FAs in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are onboard this flight."

If it's not for a commercial purpose, I'm sure there'll be no problems with using that joke.

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i was trying to make a second commercial skit with a f/a talking. all i really got is:


All of our flight attendents are highly experianced and willing to help you, except Greg, Amy, Kim, Tom... well anyways




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