Comedy Slogans for Real Airlines

After the success of the AE based comedy slogan thread, I thought I'd open a thread dedicated to the real airlines of this world:

Heres a few very bad ones

Ryanair: A sure fire way to develop DVT
British Airways: Not so British anymore, will soon become London Airways
easyJet: About the most difficult way of going on holiday ever invented
flyGlobespan: I wouldn't call Scotland the globe :sdrool:
Air France: Our planes haven't been washed since delivery, a bit like our flight crew.
Virgin Atlantic. We are supposed to be the greenest airline in the world, yet how can we be, surely TWA, PanAm, Ansett and Sabena all beat that target


Theyre awful aren't they, now its your turn

Ted: All of the really irritating things about Southwest, with assigned seating(sort of).

Lol...just had to copy our ideas eh?...well me and JS will put in a few in due time.

FlyBE - For all you masorchists out there!