Airline Jokes

Is there any possible airline jokes (other than Ryanair) that people can think of? 

Come to think of it, is there any aviation related jokes at all?

The only one I can think of is:

Q: Wanna know how to make a small fortune running a charter airline? A: Start out with a large one. 

I remember hearing another version of the joke you posted:

Q: How do you become a millionaire?

A: Be a billionaire and run an airline.

I remember hearing another version of the joke you posted:

 

Q: How do you become a millionaire?

 

A: Be a billionaire and run an airline.

Yeah I remember that one too

After a British Airways pilot taxiing in Frankfurt made a series of wrong turns, the air traffic controller lost patience:

Controller: "WHAT is wrong with you? haven't you ever been to Frankfurt before?!"

Pilot: "Yeah, 1945, but I didn't land that time"

It's not specifically airline related but it's all I have  

A Lufthansa Airbus A340-600 is climbing at a rate of 1,000 feet. The pilots were being served coffee and failed to hear some radio transmissions.

Controller: "Lufthansa 5560, climb to FL350 quickly - I have VIP traffic at your current altitude."

*No Response*

Controller: "Lufthansa 5560...?"

Controller: "Lufthansa 5560, please state aircraft type."

LH Pilot: "Airbus A346, Lufthansa 5560."

Controller: "Then turn on your other two engines and expedite your climb!"

british airways is a quality airline

I originally heard this as an "Irish joke" but....

Plane is coming in to land & the pilots notice the runway is exceptionally short. They lower their speed to near-stall speed. Full flaps.

The main gear hits the pavement, the spoilers shoot up & the engines scream in auto reverse.

The pilot is standing on the brakes, the wheels are smoking & screeching.

They can see the end of the runway fast approaching, they're not gonna make it!

But then they come to a stop, with the nose gear just tipping off the edge of the bitumen onto the soft grass.

They can hear the applause in the cabin. They did it. Engines shut down.

The pilot sits back in his seat, wipes the sweat running down his face, & says to the first officer, "Paddy, that was the shortest runway I have ever landed on!"

Paddy looks out his side window, & then looks out the side window on the left side of the cockpit, and replies, "Yeah, but look how WIDE it is!"

british airways is a quality airline

qantas is a great airline

adelaide is the best place to live

the 757 is a nice design

kath and kim is the worst soap opera

There's a Facebook page called "Aviation Memes". I find them really funny actually.

There's a Facebook page called "Aviation Memes". I find them really funny actually.

ah yeah I'm subscribed to them

"The Dreamliner is reliable"

John Mulaney has it. https://www.youtube....h?v=vzeOsEkzeA0

There's a Facebook page called "Aviation Memes". I find them really funny actually.

Someone doesn't understand what memes are

anyway, here is mine

Emirates actually has comfortable seating!

Cathay Pacific is a good airline.

Cathay Pacific is a good airline.

It is good, I travelled business and they provided service as good as etihad.