[GAME] Ban the person above you

Banned because I'm socialist

Banned because I heard that you are a member of the illuminati:

Kineticcrusher has 14 letters

You have 0 trophies.

14/0=infinity

Infinity is big

Infinity has 8 letters

Big has 3 letters

8-3=5

Five (5) has 4 letters

5-4=1

The illuminati has 1 eye

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

Banned because we're all the devil, but we're disguised as humans. 

ESPECIALLY YOU.

Banned because we're all the devil, but we're disguised as humans. 

 

ESPECIALLY YOU.

Banned because eat a all economy A380.

Banned because I don't do A380's unless I'm literally starving.

Banned because eat a Cathay Pacific 747-8F.

Banned because eat the entire continent of Africa.

Banned because eat the entire continent of Africa.

Banned because eat the entire solar system.

0/10 because you are the main cause of obesity.

banned because obesity is good for children

banned because that makes as much sense as United monopolising air travel being good for people

Banned because don't put United on blast like that. They've had it rough this year. 

Banned because United is the worst airline in the world and there is no denying that. Who would even want to fly on an airline which drags a passenger off the plane... inhumane.

Banned because literally everyone would fly them. Even if they didn't want to.

Banned because

Banned because I just saw your sarcasm just now. 

Banned for seeing his sarcasm

Banned for also seeing his sarcasm

Banned for also also seeing his sarcasm.

Banned for also seeing his sarcasm.