I'm going to jump out on a limb here, but I think it would be cool to try this again.
Virtupolitics 2016
#1
Posted 10 March 2016 - 06:12 AM
#2
Posted 10 March 2016 - 06:18 AM
I am officially announcing my candidacy for president. Airline Empires doesn't win anymore, and with my long record of successful business ventures including Agre Steaks, Agre Mortgages, Agre Airlines, and Agre Vodka, I have the talent and the deal making skills to make Airline Empires Great Again. We are going to win so much that our members will get tired of winning. Also, I just want to say that some members have criticised the size of my Johnson, and I guarantee there's no problem.
Agre 2016.
#3
Posted 10 March 2016 - 06:32 AM
I am officially announcing my candidacy for president. Airline Empires doesn't win anymore, and with my long record of successful business ventures including Agre Steaks, Agre Mortgages, Agre Airlines, and Agre Vodka, I have the talent and the deal making skills to make Airline Empires Great Again. We are going to win so much that our members will get tired of winning. Also, I just want to say that some members have criticised the size of my Johnson, and I guarantee there's no problem.
Agre 2016.
Our system has never worked. I'm here to Challenge the Status Quo. As the CEO of HP, I single handedly put thousands of workers onto Unemployment benefits. As President I'll do the same, and I'm sure the Demorats can agree, I was great help in getting people into unemployment. Now, Hillary Clinton, she's never done anything in her life, I've sold printers all my life, working from a Secretary at an unknown company to Chief (Un)Employment Officer at Hewlett Packard. People, it is time to take AE back, and Challenge the status quo.
HPViorini 2016
#4
Posted 10 March 2016 - 01:55 PM
I'm Zacca, from Party of Sincerity. All the money paid in taxes will be invested at parties and prostitutes in my mansion. I also promise to invest in a private jet, where I will take my family and friends, and some prostitutes also to travel around the world, with your money. And if someone finds out some of my schemes, I will deny everything. And in a few years, you will forget everything I did and will vote for me again. Because although having a good looking, I'm a son of a bitch.
Zacca 2016.
#5
Posted 10 March 2016 - 08:39 PM
I want my gays illegal and my racism married
#6
Posted 10 March 2016 - 09:24 PM
Hi everyone. It's time to take back Airline Empires from the Oligarchy and Billionaire Class. I announce we are making all aircraft free of charge to purchase, and a 90% tax rate if your valuation is over 1 bil. $.
#7
Posted 11 March 2016 - 03:09 AM
I am Ulfric Stormcloak Jarl of Windhelm, vote for me in the 2016 election and remember kids SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDSSSS!!!!!
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#8
Posted 27 March 2016 - 03:42 PM
#9
Posted 27 March 2016 - 05:23 PM
What's the structure here though?
Nevermind... It was a bad idea.
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#10
Posted 27 March 2016 - 09:01 PM
Nevermind... It was a bad idea.
Was a perfect idea
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