We have been appropriately clement in this thread to the barbarian AndyB, whose unlearned and deranged ways We attributed to the failings of the barbarian way of life. But recently We cleared our administrative messages and noted the below greetings from this "person":
Clearly this native is the deranged sort who needs to be brought to heel. What kind of being spends his time hurling invective - from 100th or so place - against his clear superiors? We never play this game unless We are watching this newfangled television invention or listening to the ghosts in the phone that you now now refer to as a podcast. It is a simple diversion for Us; We shudder to think what kind of "person" invests so much emotional effort into this game.
It gets worse though. We recently deigned to bestow upon the creature a bit of Our knowledge and this creature has begun to deploy it by flying exclusively all-economy configurations with multiples of route demand. Yet We observe that the creature remains behind several non-hub airlines in the rankings. He has added hypocrisy to idiocy.
In short, this creature spent several moments of his "life" criticizing Our tactics yet, the moment he learned them, immediately tried to mimic them. Even more pathetic, he can't even run the method correctly despite Our beneficence in sharing Our knowledge. He is not remotely close to earning even a bronze trophy. Let this be a lesson to impersonators of The Emperor: There is only one Empire.
We are reminded that the only way to deal with some barbarians is with hard knocks; the civilized virtues are foreign to them.
Accordingly, We hereby decree that AndyB shall not only be denied any trophies in the current round, he shall also be denied the privilege of 11th place - Our airline that was a mere screw-off shall advance ahead of him.
Likewise We order his fields salted and settlements burned. When the rains fall upon his wasted fields, the infertile and saline runoff from his former nourishment shall taste to him as the tears that fall from his eyes when Our troops carry away his women and boys for Our pleasure.
Also **** you, moron.