#1
Posted 20 February 2018 - 04:43 PM
EXAMPLE
person 1. Free trip from New York to Los Angeles! All meals at partner restaurants free!
person 2. Must be on a bike the entire time.
I start.
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#2
Posted 20 February 2018 - 06:19 PM
Are you tired of tourism on Earth? If so, for only $999.99, you can book a ticket for a Mars tourist trip! ONLY $999.99!
#3
Posted 20 February 2018 - 08:07 PM
#4
Posted 20 February 2018 - 08:58 PM
Are you tired of tourism on Earth? If so, for only $999.99, book a ticket for a Mars tourist trip! ONLY $999.99!*
*Spacecraft not equipped with life support
#5
Posted 20 February 2018 - 10:17 PM
Are you tired of tourism on Earth? If so, for only $999.99, book a ticket for a Mars tourist trip! ONLY $999.99!*
*Meals, life support, and basic human rights not included.
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#6
Posted 20 February 2018 - 10:42 PM
#7
Posted 20 February 2018 - 10:58 PM
*you must die immediately after learning it.Idea: you can speak any language
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#8
Posted 21 February 2018 - 06:23 PM
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#9
Posted 21 February 2018 - 09:22 PM
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#10
Posted 22 February 2018 - 06:32 PM
*Promo code gives you 50% off of your satisfaction
**"your money back" refers to the money that is somehow metaphorically on your back. If you are somehow dissatisfied, you must pay all this money to us.
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#11
Posted 23 February 2018 - 03:04 AM
#12
Posted 23 February 2018 - 09:30 AM
Idea: You gain 10/10 looks and perfect social skills.
But you're confined to a wheelchair, paralysed and unable to speak.
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#13
Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:01 AM
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#14
Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:04 AM
This month only: Going somewhere special with your partner? Use the promo code "WITHLOVE" when you book with TravelAir and save 50% on your next flight!
*the 50% refers to the amount of humane treatment you get.
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#15
Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:08 AM
Windows 7 is superior, change my mind
#16
Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:23 AM
*Not an actual tree.
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#17
Posted 24 February 2018 - 01:06 AM
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#18
Posted 24 February 2018 - 01:49 AM
*Game quality is now much poorer because it was made by a 12-year-old
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#19
Posted 26 February 2018 - 01:44 AM
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People are stupid.
#20
Posted 26 February 2018 - 02:35 AM
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There's a 40% chance you will die every time you try it.
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