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This thread was made under the intention of bringing some humor to the
forums. Many of these were taken from the Sim and we mean no harm or insults, just poking some fun into a serious game.

Below, we have a compiled a monster of a list of Airline slogans we created, and put a twist on them. See for yourself:)


Lite Airways: Not cheaper, but better for you!
Lite Airways: if you aint skinny, you aint flyin!
Legacy Airlines: We've only been round for 2 months
School Rumble: Wrecking education everywhere
Song: One deaf ear at a time
Geesh What A Struggle: This is too freakin easy
Iwanna: Go Home
PSA-Pacific Southwest Airlines: Proudly serving the Northeast Atlantic Seaboard for 70 years

Australis: We couldn't spell Australia
Venture: Doomed to fail
Airbus Airways: Standing Room Only
Aim: flying no where fast
Woody Transport: No comment
I am Candian: I am Colin Mocherie
Fly By Night: Abolishing red-eyes everywhere
KaaiElEM: AFLAC
Enalpria: Yeah, its backwards
Mako Air: Keeping hungry sharks fed with passengers daily
Noob Air: sucking the life out of everything
CityLink: Cheating is our middle name
Castle Airways: SHE'S A BRRRRRRICK....HOOOOOOOUUUUSEEEEE
City Link: Better than the bus
Castle airways: Murder Holes included
Laytex Airlines: We owned you all last time
Laytex airlines: It's a type of paint!!
New Horizons: Failing to improve
Boing: We like using Airbuses
Man I Hate This Airline: Boy Do I Love This Job
Colorado Airways International: Flying Domestically for over 50 years
from our hub in Memphis

Redneck Airlines: Venison on the house
Alberta Western Airlines: WTF, we dont have any beaches!
Redneck Air: Serving the blue collered people
Google Air: It's a Number people!
Invicta Air: Infecting You
Loser Air: Guarenteed to win you over!
JMH: I smashed my head into the keyboard and thats the sn that came up
Nemo Airways: Taking you to the ocean....but not back
Nemo Airways: Still Searching...
Limbo Lines: You think we handle our aircraft bad, wait till you see what we do to you

Aerospace Airways: No Duh
Saturn V: And now introducing our newest low cost airline, Apollo 13
Maratime Jet: Yeah i know, we should be a cruise line
Drum Airlines: Misspelled Rum
eire air: We were 15mil in debt before
cleveland browns: suck
Newbie Air: Bringing Quality Transportation Since 1960's
Ajax Air: We jack you for your money....in the air!
Elite Airways: For the poor people
Bushey Airlines: We try to run our business better than the current
president of the USA
Air Vegas: Slot Machines available onboard
Cool Air: Heater not included
Rising Sun: Crashing into the moon
Hobo Air: Owned by Bill Gates
Aero Pajero: If you thought our taxi service was good, wait till you see this
Minnakht Airways: Genghis Khan's choice of airline
Atlantic Airways: Pioneers in Pacific Travel
Air Dinosat: The Dinosaurs sat on our first airplane
Air Kevin: CEO: Mike
TWA: The Worst Airline
ArtiAir: We suck at painting, so we started an airline
Altec Air: Flying with only the best Russian Aircraft
Watchdog: Watching your wallet
Air One: Rank 64
Royal Crown Air: Keeping prices low for the peasants out there
VisionAir: We provide free eyeglasses with every flight
Vortex Air: We just fly around, and around in circles
Hi Bla Bla: We dont know when to shut up
SunSky: We specialize in red eyes
Maverick Airways: All we fly are Sukhois...
TalkBS.com: We dont say anything smart at all
Lion Air Group: Yeah, we got a freaking pidgeon for a mascot
Delash Air: Sorry bout the whiplash......
Air Patroclus: NO I AM SPARTICUS!
JAL-Jaw Ache Lines
Last Chance Airways: Ok...maybe just one more try
Gamecock: No ties to the football team
Papua Skyflyer: Hard to beleive that a poor country can have an airline eh?
A340 LOVER: Proudly serving our customers with 777s
Jet Bull Airways: We fly 500% faster than the competition
Electric Airways: The only logo I could make was a crappy smiley face on
Microsoft Paint

Iraqi Airways: We wouldn't have been in business if it weren't for the USA
Liberty Airlines: Liberating the cash in your wallet
Palm Tree Express: NO we dont fly to Florida
Dino Air: Ancient Fleets
TransJet: All we got are props...
Pick A Prop: I"ll take that 777 please
Tunisia Air: WHY ARE WE BASED IN JAPAN!?
SkyLion: Now introducing Jaguar Class...
Vertigo: We stole the Target Logo...
qUantas airways: Nope, and we still cant spell today...
Air Daisy: Free tulips to all passengers
World Eastwind Airlines: Flying westward for 70 yrs
Metro Air: Serving cities like Butte, Ketchikan, and all of Alaska
Luminous Airlines: Featuring new black lighted interiors!
Private Air: Publically traded on the New York Stock Exchange
Go Far: Crash Land Near
German Holidays: For the French, by the french
Georgian Express: no the country, not the state
Trans Airways: Fly High, Pay High
United States Postal Service: Shuttling passengers around the worldsafely for nearly a century

Clouds Airlines: Now featuring our brand new Stratus fleet
STHLM-ELITE: WHHHHHHHHEEEEE...I LIKE RANDOM LETTERS!
Travel Gallery: we couldn't paint, so we now fly
SkyGuard: Security provided by the TSA
Zoom Airways: Proud of our all prop plane fleet
Great Northern Airways: Servicing the United States with hubs in New Mexico, Florida, and Georgia
Trilenium Airways: Light years ahead ya...wait thats a measurement of
distance..crap

Euro Travel: Serving South America
Finnair: Bought out by Aeroflot
IBM Lines: We sold our cargo lines to Lenovo
Gangsta Air: You won't catch US ridin dirty
White Guy Lines: Sponsored by the KKK
Spam air: Nothing but the essentials
Pizza Hut Air: All we got are hamburgers
Virgin Airlines: Why dont you come and find out what we mean by that
Virgin airs: Not: affiliated with the music company
Disney Airlines: TOO BAD, GET USED TO THE FREAKING MOUSE OK!!!!
Red Cross Air: We really hate you
#!%!% Air: Who needs air...Seriously
Ipod Air: Who said you need ears
Ice cream Air: We aint no baskin robins baby
Diesel Airlines: All jets powered through nuclear fusion
Muffin Man Air: You want DONUTS!?
French Air: smells bad
Air France: We surrendur
Lufthansa: sounds better than luftwaffe
Kamikaze Air: all proceeds go into buying new airplanes.....
China air: that wasn't chicken
Uranus: its a planet
Smash Air: You break it, you buy it
Micro Airlines: We only use A380's
Mega Airlines: We like Beeches
Northwest Airlines: Slowly goin down the crapper
Staples Airlines: Free Easy Buttons for all
UPN Airlines: We suck just as much as our programming
Ryan Airlines: A second bag! Second!

~**NEW SLOGANS**~ Updated as of 10/22/06
Blanket Air: We've got you covered
Dyslexia Air: Much very thank yous
ESOL Air: We know your special
Marijuana Air: Fly High
Firecraker Air: More bang for your buck
Carrier Pidgeon Air: Self Explanatory
Jet Norway: based in hubs from Antarctica
QuickTime: Slow Flights
Rolex air: Always on time
Westwind Airlines: Darn Jet Steam
South Essex World Airlines: We are LOST!
Smiley air: Sponsered by Walmart
Golden Arches Air: for the fat people
YuniJet-one jet fits all
BelAir: Not so fresh
Taurus Air: The CEO is actually a Scorpio...
PizzaJet: More like piece a @#%!
JerryLiner: Macguyvered aircraft
Basiq Air: What do you mean Google Translator cant decipher basic in dutch
WITAir: you cant live WITout it
Subway Air: Eat fresh
1 Time Airlines: at 2 times the price
Kaligrafy: I bet you still cant read our brochures...
NovoCon-CON ARTISTS UNITE!
Wizz Air: Urinals install in all bathrooms
DerryAir: Dont stand behind us
Corkscrew Airlines: You wont believe our flight plans...
Waffle Air: We don't fly to Belgium
Thirsty Air: Hub in Hungary
Atom Air: Good luck finding our plane
Adam Air: Good luck finding Eve
Schipol Airport: WAIT A MIN....THIS IS AN AIRLINE GAME!
Gilette Air: MACH 5!
Razor Air: As dull as heck
Fish Air: Price
Mexico Air: why no...drug dealers dont fly with us...
Question Air: Survey's are mandatory
Million Air: Flat out broke
Tele Air: Styrofoam cups provided
Med Airlines: Ambulence sirens included
Aerolinear: Fleets made out of constuction paper...copier paper, and 1st class...card stock
Sky Blue: What other color would it be?
Travelhouse Air-self explanitory:....you can only travel inside your house
Ace air: Go fish
Yuchee pacific: Gesundheit
Air Jamaica: Ya mon...we got the Bob Marley playin...com join us!
SmartAir: We know a lot about head injuries, beli.........
Kngston Minibus: I thought this was Bus empires
Wings Of Europe: No we really didn't put wings on a huge landmass attached to Asia...but it sounds nice dont it?
Sunseeker Air: We only fly at night
Ketchup Factory: Hold the mustard.
Ketchup airlines: *Random british guy in background yells:* "IT'S SPELLED CATSUP YOU BLOODY..."
The Usb Force Airlines: Not so Universal
USB lines: You bring firewire adapters on board...you die
Button Airline: Down with Zippers!
Master's Airline: Rank 1640

Well there you have it! Hope you enjoyed:)

User Submitted Slogans are welcome too.

~**USER SUBMITTED SLOGANS**~
Woody:
Woody Transport: It's not what you think!
VC-10:
Fly BWA: Britain's Worst Airline
DerryAir: Renault Mégane
FuriousFalcon:
Royal Atlantic: ..never stick to one tactic
asda653:
Valdes Airways: Proudly run by the Smith family.
SanitAir:
We flush you
Air Kevin:
Daily flights to Kevin's City.
Timsher:
Graham Air: Yeah, we serve crackers...
piercey:
ClevelandBrownsAir: Look at our new Pittsburgh Steelers Super Bowl Logo Jet!!!

Nice Job Everyone!

**DISCLAIMER: This does not reflect the opinions of us,
rather then providing amusing/humorous, fun to the forums. Thank you :)**

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Too much time? :)

Great work!
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Too much time? :)

Great work!

Yeah lol, about 2 hours of brainstorming:)
Thanks
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Yeah 2 hrs of brainstorm at 2am in the morning...
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LMAO funny guys .. appreciate the work it must have took :)
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ROFL nice indeed :)

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very funny :)
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you made one mistake. CLEVELAND BROWNS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFL. it was funny though.

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Woody Transport: It's not what you think!


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Oh we are thinking it... :P
Great work! I think someone has too much time on their hands :o and ironicly... Colorado Airways International doesn't even touch Colorado :P.
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Do we have too much time on our hands? no....we are just having fun outside of our 4hrs+ of study and hw every day....
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heh some of those are pretty funny :o

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we try....at first it was "101 things to see/do at a walmart..AE style" but that was too hard...
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You can always make that number a bit smaller. BTW Nice stuff there on those slogans.
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I've got one: flyBWA: Britain's Worst Airline
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hehe nice one! :o
I was glad you couldn't say anything about mine...but I think
"Royal Atlantic...never stick to one tactic" suit me! :P
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"TWA: The Worst Airline"

lol, I've heard that wayyy too much.
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wow.. very nice indeed guys...

a nice laugh out of those. :o

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Very well done, like all but one :o

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Like we said you guys...come on and contribute...me and JS wanna see what you all can come up with..in less than 2 hrs. lol
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