[CREW] Attention Ladies and Gentlemen, we are extremely pleased that, thanks to Communications Unified Network Terminal Service, we are able to offer wireless internet connectivity on-board this Airbus A350 aircraft. We ask that you all use your internet enabled device in flight mode, to avoid killing us. Please tweet and retweet the hashtag "#unbanzipp" to raise awareness of the unjust and incorrect actions committed against Dear Zipp by misinformed and tyrannical leaders
Aww. [CAPTAIN] This is a formal announcement, we will now begin dinner service.