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[zipp]

 

 

Will took the horse & carriage instead of the Underground for once, he was panicked and needed the s***-smelling London air to calm himself. Arriving at work he was greeted with great skepticism from his co-workers, even more than usual. The Head Bong, William's supervisor; "Head Officer Sire George Wolversbottom of Farage-Upon Tyne" summoned him to his office to inform him he was let go of his services. 

They had found out about the British Super AIDS and suspected William was gay. The only thing the British police force hated more than the European Union and guns was homosexuality. Will was devastated.

 

[Oggey]

 

On the underground home William cried all the way, he damned christmas and most of all damned reckless immigration to Britain over the past twenty-five years spear-headed by the European Union. William went to his building but was shocked to learn that it was in the process of being demolished. He forced his way onto the construction site and asked the head polack why, and how. He quickly learned that they were tearing his block down to make way for a new Heathrow runway. William cursed loudly and became so enraged he knocked a red telephone booth over. In his fit of rage he got in his car and drove away.

[Denver.]

Poor William

[Oggey]

 

Driving on the M1, the UK's largest highway, with massive two lanes heading the wrong way, like their crooked teeth, Will noticed something odd. The traffic wasn't behaving as it used to. Before he got to finish that thought; BANG. William's old s***ty Peugeot flew through the air, luckily it was equipped with the standard "Labour Party Boom Bong Cushion Stopper", refered to as airbags, from the non-imperialists. Due to new EU regulations all the cars had to drive on the right. William's rage was now so massive he was ready to go on a social media rampage about immigration. On the roadside that day however, something peculiar happened. A car stopped next to where William was standing, and he was shocked when he realized who was driving

[kingoftheskies]

ugh cliffhangers.

[Oggey]

 

None other than Nigel Farage was standing before him, this was every British cop's wet dream. Nigel kindly asked William if he wanted a lift, but William insisted he should probably stay with his bongmobile until the BONG AUTO TOWIE AUTOMOBILE came and picked it up. But Nigel wouldn't budge, he insisted. William started to feel really uneasy and when Nigel exited his white van the situation escalated, Nigel was armed with a UKIP-coloured baton and struck William over the head, William was in deep trouble now...

[Oggey]

 

But as a matter of fact, Nigel was there to help him; it appeared the Black Lives Matter movement had grown so strong in Britain that all cops were being lynched, and as a big fan of authoritarian police Nigel felt it was neccessary to help a brotha out. He drove William to Calais where he dropped him off along with a little rubber boat. William was a refugee with no place to call home anymore. With that came the logical conclusion, he needs to boat to the northern paradise of Sweden.

[Pilot8]

Your ****ing s*** at time, mate, we two days behind

[PC Will]

 

 

But as a matter of fact, Nigel was there to help him; it appeared the Black Lives Matter movement had grown so strong in Britain that all cops were being lynched, and as a big fan of authoritarian police Nigel felt it was neccessary to help a brotha out. He drove William to Calais where he dropped him off along with a little rubber boat. William was a refugee with no place to call home anymore. With that came the logical conclusion, he needs to boat to the northern paradise of Sweden.

 

 

You're dreaming if you think i'd go to Sweden, and before any "this isn't related to you" posts, it clearly is.

[Pilot8]

You're dreaming if you think i'd go to Sweden, and before any "this isn't related to you" posts, it clearly is.

But it is...?
William and Willis are two different people

[Denver.]

Like all AE Ventures... This went down the drain a little earlier. Lol