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[Duncan]

https://en.wikipedia...,_Unfortunately

 

• One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
• The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a car.).
• The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the car was made entirely of marshmallows).
• The fourth person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, Johnny was allergic to marshmallows.)
• The fifth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, Johnny didn't eat any of the car.), and the process is repeated

 

The game does not have any specified ending point.

 

Also,

1. Quote the sentence you're continuing from.
2. Don't reply to your own sentence. (Except for what I did below as an example of the game.)
3. If 2 or more people replied to the same sentence, the first entry, provided that it followed every rule, shall be accepted.
4. This is just a game, people.
5. I reserved the right to make the final decision.

[Duncan]

One day little Steven walked to school.

[Duncan]

One day little Steven walked to school.

 

Unfortunately he forgot to do his homework.

[eastwind]

Unfortunately he forgot to do his homework.

Fortunately, school was cancelled. (?)

[Fiercenight9]

but fortunately, his friend let him copy his answers 

[eastwind]

but fortunately, his friend let him copy his answers 

schools cancelled tho

[zipp]

schools cancelled thou

unfortunately, Eastwind didn't read the rules, got hit by a bus and died

[Duncan]

Oh whatever.

 

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[Stevphfeniey]

unfortunately, Eastwind didn't read the rules, got hit by a bus and died

 

Fortunately, the Hoff was on hand, in all of his hairy Germanic glory, to save the day.

[zipp]

Fortunately, the Hoff was on hand, in all of his hairy Germanic glory, to save the day.

Unfortunately, the hoff started singing.

[X-Wing @Aliciousness]

Fortunately, the Hoff was on hand, in all of his hairy Germanic glory, to save the day.

 

Unfortunately, it was Dustin Hoffman reprising his character in Rain Man, and all he could do was cite useless facts.

[Bilal]

Unfortunately, it was Dustin Hoffman reprising his character in Rain Man, and all he could do was cite useless facts.

But then, he realized his existence was simply useless.

[zipp]

Unfortunately, it was Dustin Hoffman reprising his character in Rain Man, and all he could do was cite useless facts.

Fortunately, Dustin Hoffman came accompanied by tom cruise

[Duncan]

Fortunately, Dustin Hoffman came accompanied by tom cruise

 

Unfortunately, Zipp also came.

[zipp]

Unfortunately, Zipp also came.

Fortunately, he was hit by a bus and died

[Duncan]

Fortunately, he was hit by a bus and died

 

Unfortunately, seconds later somebody revived him with one of those AED machines.

[hayhaa]

Unfortunately, seconds later somebody revived him with one of those AED machines.

Fortunately, it was Jesus who revived him

[Zacca]

But unfortunately, Jesus went to Brazil and now has zika

[zipp]

But unfortunately, Jesus went to Brazil and now has zika

Fortunately, Jesus isn't real so he cannot suffer

[Mutt]

Fortunately, Jesus isn't real so he cannot suffer

 

Unfortunately, the absence of Christ causes extreme religious upheaval and turmoil in Christian countries worldwide.