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[n.x.w.m]

**FlyCat answers phone**



Person : Hello, I was delayed 2 hours on my train departure.

Flycat : What are you talking about, this is Tony's Pizza Shop in Chicago! Whad'ya mean trains?
Person : Oh sorry Tony

**hangs up**



Flycat : Success at last!

Flycat............

[Kirkland]

**phone rings**

Customer : NO! YOU'RE NOT TONY'S PIZZA SHOP! YOU ARE KINGDOM RAIL, YOU LIAR!

Flycat : My my, you must be mistaken, this is Tony's Pizza Shop.


Customer : NO NO! Stop lying, and repay me $200 because of my delay**

Flycat : What phonebook do you use

Customer : Company Phonebook of 2011

Flycat : Ooh, did you hear about that mysterious recall for that phonebook?

**Flycat hangs up**


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**phone rings**

Customer : Hello I would like to book a train from Manchester to Southhampton.

Flycat : OKEY DOKE.

Basic Fare - $450

Starting Cost - $990

Stopping Cost - $990

Safety Cost - $990

All the three previous fares go directy to Sir FlyCat of London.

The rest goes to Kingdom Rail.

Customer - Ok, $2,970 to Flycat, and $450 to Kingdom Rail.

Flycat : Good.

**Flycat hangs up before she can realize FlyCat is charging her more then Kingdom Rail**

Flycat : Success at last.

[NilsOlavThePenguin]

lmao

[Royen]

nick, this is trolling!!sort it!!

[n.x.w.m]

**phone rings**

Customer : NO! YOU'RE NOT TONY'S PIZZA SHOP! YOU ARE KINGDOM RAIL, YOU LIAR!

Flycat : My my, you must be mistaken, this is Tony's Pizza Shop.


Customer : NO NO! Stop lying, and repay me $200 because of my delay**

Flycat : What phonebook do you use

Customer : Company Phonebook of 2011

Flycat : Ooh, did you hear about that mysterious recall for that phonebook?

**Flycat hangs up**

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**phone rings**

Customer : Hello I would like to book a train from Manchester to Southhampton.

Flycat : OKEY DOKE.

Basic Fare - $450

Starting Cost - $990

Stopping Cost - $990

Safety Cost - $990

All the three previous fares go directy to Sir FlyCat of London.

The rest goes to Kingdom Rail.

Customer - Ok, $2,970 to Flycat, and $450 to Kingdom Rail.

Flycat : Good.

**Flycat hangs up before she can realize FlyCat is charging her more then Kingdom Rail**

Flycat : Success at last.

FLYCAT! I am officially stripping your position as Customer Service Manager!

[Royen]

FLYCAT! I am officially stripping your position as Customer Service Manager!

[Royen]

I had to laugh!

[Zmapper]

"This is Officer Brown with the Los Barstowas Police Department."

"...gulp-I uh... erm... yes" I spoke with a solemn tone.

"Your railroad is causing major backups at 39th Street and is delaying emergency vehicles. Just last week we had two people die from an asthma attack because the ambulances couldn't get to them fast enough."

"Well, maybe if they weren't so stupid to breathe in the coal dust from the passing trains-"

"This is serious!" Brown barked at me.

"What the hell do you want us to do 'bout it?"

"We are giving you 90 days to pursue options to grade-separate the trains from the cars or we will pursue more... drastic measures."

I've had enough of this. Quickly, I ordered the engineers present in the office to the conference room. A certain tenseness could be felt in the situation room as we phoned CEO McGowan about the threat of a lawsuit against the railroad.

...To be continued later...

[Royen]

[n.x.w.m]

Meeting resolved to 9AM Central Time, Saturday, September 25th.

[Kirkland]

**Flycat gets a recorder device**

Flycat : I am choking because of an asthma attack because of smoke from Kingdom Rail!

**Flycat presses Play**
Recorder : I am choking because of an asthma attack because of smoke from Kingdom Rail!

**Flycat hacks into it's phone so that it re-dials Kingdom Rail everytime the recorder finishes playing**

**Flycat starts the system**

**Flycat relaxes and after scratching his scratching post imported from Europe, he falls asleep**

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NEXT MORNING

Officer Brown : WHAT THE HECK. There are 9,780 people reporting choking because of Kingdom Rail!

**rioters start burning Kingdom Rail trains**

**a bomb goes off in front of the Kingdom Rail headquarters, nobody dies....**

Flycat : Still success, plus more!

[Zmapper]

I am going to just ignore what you posted, Flycat.

[Royen]

**Flycat gets a recorder device**

Flycat : I am choking because of an asthma attack because of smoke from Kingdom Rail!

**Flycat presses Play**
Recorder : I am choking because of an asthma attack because of smoke from Kingdom Rail!

**Flycat hacks into it's phone so that it re-dials Kingdom Rail everytime the recorder finishes playing**

**Flycat starts the system**

**Flycat relaxes and after scratching his scratching post imported from Europe, he falls asleep**

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NEXT MORNING

Officer Brown : WHAT THE HECK. There are 9,780 people reporting choking because of Kingdom Rail!

**rioters start burning Kingdom Rail trains**

**a bomb goes off in front of the Kingdom Rail headquarters, nobody dies....**

Flycat : Still success, plus more!

This is very disappointing and not really funny! I will see what Nick has to say about this, but I am sure he will not be very happy!

[Kirkland]

OOC : I've done this to McDonalds before asking for 9,000 Big Macs to go to City Hall's address in my city.

[Zmapper]

Can a mod please ban Flycat from this thread only? He is getting on my nerves.

[n.x.w.m]

This is very disappointing and not really funny! I will see what Nick has to say about this, but I am sure he will not be very happy!

You are quite right, Royen Airlines. FLYCAT, the Transportation Department of the United Kingdom has come to a conclusion, and is BANNING you from working for any transportation company in the Kingdom.

[n.x.w.m]

Kingdom Rail would like to announce that some new routes will be opened, using British Rail Class 323. New Metro services will be opened, and a new terminal will be opened at London Victoria.

[n.x.w.m]

Also, expansions on the West Coast Main Line will be proceeding, with terminuses at London Victoria and London Waterloo. The Line will be operated using new British Rail Class 390, British Rail Class 185 and occasionally, Velaro E trains.. The Line locally from London Victoria and London Waterloo will be stopping at London Euston, Watford Junction, Milton Keynes Central, Northampton, Rugby,
Birmingham International, Birmingham New Street (3rd terminus), Wolverhampton, Stafford, Crewe**, Stockport*, Manchester Piccadilly (4th Terminus), Bolton, Preston, Lancaster, Oxenholme Lake District, Carlise**, and then, the line splits up with express services to Glasgow Central and Edinburgh Waverly. Class 390 trains are certified to operate the whole route and Class 185 trains will be operating local and express services from London Victoria to Manchester, Birmingham and Liverpool Lime Street*. Also, Class 185 trains operate from Manchester to Liverpool, Edinburgh and Glasgow. In addition, new Channel Tunnel services will be starting, from London Victoria and London Waterloo to Paris Gare du Nord, Brussels South, Amsterdam Centraal and Dublin Pearson via. Birmingham New Street and Holyhead Rail Station. using new Velaro E Stock.

West Coast Main Line Services are as follows:

Express- No Stops
Semi-Express- Stopping at Rugby, Birmingham New Street, Crewe, Manchester Piccadilly and Carlise
Local- All Stops Listed Above

*-Trains running to Liverpool Lime Street branch off at Stockport.
**- Trains will terminate here sometimes. Check your train before departing for departure and service information.

FLEET OF KINGDOM RAIL STOCK

British Rail Class 460- Running on metro services in the London and Manchester Areas
British Rail Class 185- West Coast Main Line Services
British Rail Class 390- West Coast Main Line Services, as well as some services to Dublin
Velaro E- Channel Tunnel Services

[n.x.w.m]

I must say that the meeting is being rescheduled to 8AM CST, or 3PM London Time. Same date.

[Royen]

So what is that in NZ time?